Melt Your Butthole Shut

from Grooms of the Stool

T-Shirt/Apparel + Digital Album

MELT YOUR BUTTHOLE SHUT! THIS SHIRT IS EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER WANTED IN LIFE AND MORE. WHEN LIFE ON THE BAYOU GETS TOUGH JUST FUCKIN KNOW THAT THIS SHIRT HAS YOUR FUCKIN BACK

Includes unlimited streaming of Schtool Sample via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Grooms of the Stool Raleigh, North Carolina

Wikipedia defines the Groom of the Stool as the gentleman tasked with wiping a king's royal stink wrinkle.

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